You Might Need to be Fat Proofed If:

You might need to be Fat Proofed if:

Your idea of a home cooked meal is everyone going to the drive thru at Wendy’s
At family reunions you are in charge of the tee shirts and all you order are size XXXL
Your favorite old movie is “Girth of a Nation”
You ask for seconds at Communion
You take National Cheese Day off from work
The only exercise you get is jumping to conclusions
The Food Channel is programmed into your TV remote…on every button
You get up in the morning and run around the block…and then kick the block under the bed and go back to sleep
You think that saturated fat is blubber that was caught in a rainstorm
You list exercise as one of the seven deadly sins
You think the food pyramid is a tourist attraction in Egypt
You claim the four food groups are chips, salsa, dip, and pretzels
You are convinced that baking is a spiritual gift
You start a petition to make Emeril Lagasse a saint
Your family crest reads…If it ain’t fried, it ain’t food!